ikilledlordvoldemortonce:

That amazing moment when you realize

you

are

the

grinch

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superwedgie:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean









omg i swear on both of my grandfathers’ graves that i have never laughed so hard at a text post in my life

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showslow:

German-based artist Maria Luján created The Knife, a street art project that creates the illusion of being stabbed with a giant bloody cardboard knife.

mondonoir:

Svyatoslav Ponomarev, Moscow, Russia, 1999 

From the series Face to Infinity and Possibility of Transformation [+]

Color Print from Negative Film, Printed in 1999, Vintage Edition